As Dan Savage wrote, “Only Andrew Cuomo knows for sure, of course, and he’s not telling.” But, Savage said, “I’ve spent a lot of time around gay guys with tit rings, and it’s my considered opinion that those are tit rings. But it’s also true that the human body is a complex machine given to all sorts of odd behaviors. Even things partially visible to the naked eye. It’s simply true that governments attempt to conceal all kinds of things. It’s clear as day that there’s a nipple barbell under his shirt.
Ashley Abrego, a piercer at Studs who has modified many nipples, told New York’s Intelligencer, “To me, they’re definitely pierced. “Of course not,” Azzopardi told New York’s Intelligencer.īut at least one expert doesn’t buy it. It’s that the hardness appears unmistakably foreign, an aspect given not by a holy creator or even a surgeon, but by someone - something - else.Īs the world falls apart, as the questions we’re forced to ask grow grimmer each day, can you really blame anyone for choosing to meditate for just a little while on this question: Does Andrew Cuomo have nipple piercings?Īccording to Rich Azzopardi, the governor’s spokesperson, he doesn’t. So unusually spherical, and so many of them - is that a total of four small, ball-like objects? Could nature be responsible for those? The eyes are drawn instead to what’s poking through the fabric on each side of the governor’s chest - poking, at the same time, through the terror and uncertainty of the pandemic pausing normal life for the lucky and ending it altogether for thousands of others around the world. A few inches below THE GREAT SEAL OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK: PERFORMANCE - INTEGRITY - PRIDE - I WORK FOR THE PEOPLE.īut the seal, colorful and large, barely competes for your attention. Framed by arms, half-bare, resting on the table. Photo: Eduardo Munoz Alvarez/Getty Imagesīy now you have probably seen them.
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